sprul
to go on about some th–ry which in most every case makes all the more sense then anything you probably thought that day.
this is a sprul – life is the coffee
a group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. the conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an -ssortment of cups – porcelain, plastic, gl-ss, crystal, some plain-looking, some expensive, and some exquisite – telling them to help themselves to the coffee.
after all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said:
“if you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. while it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.”
“be -ssur ed that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. in most cases, it’s just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. what all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups. and then began eyeing each other’s cups.”
“now consider this: life is the coffee, and the jobs, houses, cars, things, money and position in society are the cups. they are just tools to hold and contain life, and the type of cup we have does not define the quality of life we live. sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee g-d has provided us.”
g-d brews the coffee, not the cups . . . enjoy your coffee!
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