used to describe someone full of energy and adventure, someone who seems active in their day to day lives. someone full of salt and pep!
person 1: “i’ve lost motivation to work out recently.”
person 2: “you should learn from wednesday, he’s a spry chicken!”
- we havent even started yet
when you do something and it is so shocking and huge to people, but this is only a small part of it and there is a lot more to come! donald trump: ‘we haven’t even started yet! on the libtard potato bag b-tch, hillary clinton.
- eternal friend zone
when a girl puts you in the friend zone for more than 3 years. d-mn i guess tyler’s stuck in the eternal friend zone. megan has had him there for at least 4 years.
- tumblr sl*t
a tumblr sl-t is someone who likes to post their nudes or naked videos of themselves on their tumblr feed. “she’s definitely a tumblr sl-t you can tell by her feed.”
when you are led to believe something will be awesome when in fact it’s a steaming pile of excrement. that burger ad looks nothing like what you ordered, aw man, you’ve been samsunged. buying a samsung smartphone and finding out that your new phone wont receive updates and you will be stuck with an ancient […]
- broke *ss clown
someone who is not only brokey broke but a clown as well. i always knew you were a clown but since you haven’t even tried to get a job since you got fired from your job a year ago, you’re a broke -ss clown!