spudge
to move so slow that you can be compared to a fat man trying to have s-x with a jar of peanut b-tter.
pull the d-ck out of you -ss, stop spudging, and let’s go to the bars.
verb; to administer a painful blow which consequently causes a shart or defecation.
what is the problem jon?
well mr. heiner, i was spudged before cl-ss.
oh no. go to the nurse and get the emergency pants.
p–p stain. shart.
jimmy’s mother carefully loaded the washer, being sure not to touch the spudge in her son’s shorts.
spudge is a word that is used for any “white” substance. it is also a verb and a noun.
“dude!, wash your hands after spudging all over them!”
“hey, you got some spudge around your mouth! does this mean your gay?
verb – to spudge. i spudge, we spudge, they spudge, you spudge, he/she/it spudges. i am a spudger. he is a spudgee.
to flirt with somebody with no intention of following it up with anything. to flirt with no meaning other than humour.
something only really safe to be done amougnst friends, unless you want your teeth kicked in, or enjoy giving people false impressions.
ben was convinced that jeni fancied alex, after all, hadn’t he seen them flirting heavily? no! they actually hated each other, and were merely endulging in some heavy spudging.
(n) the pasty stuff that comes out of a blackhead pimple.
joe enjoyed squeezing the spudge out of his blackheads.
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