Spudman
(n.) the alibi of a strikingly handsome individual with superhuman powers that are too insanely many to name. also referred to as “incredibly-awesome man”. his insignia is the delectable potato.
note: this is, unfortunately, an extremely rough definition. there is absolutely no way to truly define spudman, as his supercoolness exceeds that which can be described by any spoken language. in a few thousand years english will evolve to include the critical components of his impeccable nature that can be conveyed through words. until then, mediocrity shall have to suffice.
with a debonaire disposition, spudman set out to save the world one daunting physics problem at a time.
a non-super hero with h-m-s-xual tendencies. he doesn’t fight crime or any worth-while. he basically works at a cr-ppy job and invents new ways to slow down the production and efficiency of his fellow workers by shoving potatoes up his -rs-. thus, he’ll claim worker’s comp and other handouts.
that new guy in acctounting is such a spudman. he just lays around waiting for something to hurt him so he can collect a check without working.
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