Spudmuffin
an irish lesbian.
that’s one hot spudm-ffin!
a plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man.
why do i attract all the spud m-ffins?
noun. a cross between a spud and cornm-ffin; generally referring to a guy, (can be a waiter) who not only suggests ordering the ever famous loaded spuds to small children as an appetizer and also orders cornm-ffins for breakfast at the local diner instead of something much more manly like a full plate of eggs and choice of meat. while some consider this to be a guy confident in his s-xuality and possibly just a pr-ck, most will agree that he definitely needs his man card pulled.
this can be used like studm-ffin but because of his questionable decisions, does not deserve to be called stud. use spud instead.
can you believe this guy? we just worked out for 2 hours and the spudm-ffin just got everyone else an appetizer and then ordered effing cornm-ffins for himself.
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