spuff
(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm
(noun) sperm, s-m-n
i spuffed in her eye
would you like to drink a gl-ss of my spuff?
drug -ssisted sperm, sperm produced while under the influence of either cannabis,cocaine or ecstasy. tends to be slightly warmer and more relieving than usual -j-c-l-t–n.
barry, don’t squirt spuff on the furnishings.
spuff is another word for sp-nk. (s-m-n)
i wasnt quite ready so i spuffed on her knickers.
the sound a koala bear makes when it is pushed out of a tree
the koala spuffed when sc-m bag steve pushed it from a tree
the highest level of awesome; nothing is more awesome than something that is ‘spuff’
the beach on a hot summer day is spuff.
onamatapoeic; the unexpected emission of gas from a freshly talc-m-powdered plump baby’s bottom
‘spuff!’ went the baby.
female equivalent of sp-nk
she spuffed all over my hand it was warm.
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