Spuffbadger
pretty much the more extreme version of -spits tea-, on hearing a piece of news, witticism or other statement.
usually ends in soggy technological items, extreme embar-ssment or extreme laughter.
i just spuffbadgered over my laptop.
you just spuffbadgered, didn’t you?
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