spulch


a disturbing s-xual act involving the disinterment and molestation of the recently dead. the word is an onomotapoeia, as the sound of a week-dead v-g-n- being pried open can sound like ‘spulch’.
“the gravestone said she was only 18, so i got my shovel and spatula and headed out for a night of spulching.”

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