Spuma
spooning friends from behind – against their will – while wearing puma shoes. sometimes while mid-run.
a heteos-xual surprise sport
did you see adam spuma the sh-t out of that guy the other day??
a rare creature with redish brown hair and a cunning and beautiful smile/face. population 1>. the closest species is a liger which is half lion/tiger. only way to kill during a hunt is with a harpoon gun or a pack of newports (100’s ofcourse).
dude watch the spuma in her natural habitat the cig lounge. lets go spuma hunting, we got the bait(newports).
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