spummer


when a year has a short spring and summer, it becomes condensed and is called a spummer.
we got ripped off this year, there was no full spring or summer. it was a condensed spummer.
someone who is consistently lame or flaky.
my boyfriend blew off our date to hang out with his mom again. he’s such a spummer.

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