Spunk Barge
a woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the -j-c-l-t- of numerous men.
gabriella was in the bath soaking in the -j-c-l-t- of 20 homeless gentlemen. she testifies it makes her skin silky soft. f-ck that b-tch is one h-ll of a sp-nk barge!
a woman who is capable of holding a vast quanity of seminal fluid, regardless of what orifice said seminal fluid is deposited inside of.
my god, that woman can take a whole load of meat inside her! she’s such a f-ckin’ sp-nkbarge!
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