spunk bullet
an occurance, usually when w-nking an unw-nked p-n-s resulting in the discharged s-m-n travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.
“had my first w-nk in a week today and i fired a large caliber sp-nk bullet, near took my head off!
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