Spunk Knuckle Duster
when your girlfriend gets sp-nk all over her knuckles after w-nking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the “sp-nk knuckle duster”.
girlfriend to boyfriend after w-nking him off -she brandishes fist- “i’ll punch your face in with my sp-nk knuckle duster you minger!”
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