spunk rag
an item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, after a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.
i needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old sp-nk rags to oxfam
a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.
hank-“i need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together.”
mr. t- “i pity the fool who doesn’t use a sp-nk rag”
myself-” i blew my nose in my sp-nk rag yesterday.”
“christ, this place smells like a sp-nk rag.”
a towel or cloth used to wipe off s-m-n after -j-c-l-t–n.
dude,you just dried your hair with my sp-nkrag!
an non-disposable sp-nk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain’t from crying or sneezing.
“why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?” she asked.
“because i’m just too lazy to go buy kleenex,” i replied. thank god you can’t tell boogers from c-m on a sp-nk rag.
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