spunk ransom

in an mtv twilight tuesday interview, robert pattinson denounced his g-d given name and any alterations of said name, thereof. just saying no! to the the lovingly bestowed netspeak name of rpattz, pattinson claimed to only answer to the name of sp-nk ransom henceforth.
sp-nk ransom: rpattz…i dunno…i guess it’s ‘uh’ i guess it kind of makes sense…it’s my …initial?…and a bit of my name…giggle…at least it’s not insulting…rpattz…rpattz…i dunno…it sounds kind of like…rpattz…sounds…i dunno…like an antacid or something…rpattz…i dunno…it’s a bit too like…it sounds a bit cushy…rpattz it sounds like…i dunno…i prefer like…i dunno…i hate my name…i hate any reference to my name…i wish people would completely invent a new one…i dunno, like…sp-nk…there’s a girl called ransom…i’d like to go by ransom sp-nk or sp-nk ransom…yeah, it does sounds a little bit wrong

fangirls: sp-nk ransom is the new rpattz.
robert pattinsons nickname, the guy who plays edward cullen in the twilight movie
girl 1- did you see sp-nk ransom on twilight tuesday?
girl 2- yeah, hes so hot!