spunk sandwich


this being a sandwich that has been j-zzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. the recipient can be either s-x, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.
i got my revenge against sandra by offering her a sp-nk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. inside my head, i bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.

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