spunk shovel
used for shovelling m-ss amounts of sp-nk.
sh-t ive just exploded everywhere,quick p-ss that sp-nk shovel
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a female (or male) of a uninhibited s-xual persuasion. also characterized by a l-st for s-x or s-xual gratification and/or a love of ejaculatory fluids. “did you hear about charlotte?” “nope” “yeah i heard she got with 3 guys at once last night!” “heheh, what a sp-nkwench!”
- spuzhead
adj. – one who is so completely stupid, it is as if one’s cranium is filled with s-m-n. that spuzhead couldn’t figure out his -ss from a hole in the ground.
- Squaft
the action of inserting or hiding something in your r-ct-m. ex1 person 1: what did you do with all the pot? person 2: i squafted it. ex2 person 1: i told my girlfriend to squaft a banana. person 2: and? person 1: …
- Starak
insecure f-g, usually comfortable with girls than boys. eats a lot and sh-ts a lot. best combination of female thinking and male body. dude, she is safe in his hands. he is a starak.
- Straight-Facing
watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling. directioner watching a one direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. “how are you straight-facing?!” anyone watching an aspca commercial without crying or frowning. “dude, you’re totally straight-facing.”