spunk tackle
the tackle you sp-nk with. t-st-cl-s and p-n-s. c-ck and b-lls. twig and gigggle berries. meat and two veg. strawberry shaft and vanilla scoops. t-st-cl- (pr-nounced testiclay) & poking rod…etc…
peter: andy, what’s the matter?
andy: my wife kicked me in me sp-nk tackle.
peter: dannielle? whatever for?
andy: coz i said she was a stupid fat f-cking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose mother.
(brief moment of silence then a hefty high-five.)
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