Spunk Tag


the sport of sp-nk tag. partic-p-nts aim to ‘tag’ their opponents with their own ‘sp-nk’ through ejaculatory means. bonus points are awarded for all manner of specialised shots including mouth, -n-s and back of the knee. penalties are awarded for accidental urine shooting, penalised players will have to kneel with hands behind their back for a minute of gametime. standard uniform consists of a team shirt and tube socks. can either be played in team or free-for-all formats.
gerard could not believe the tsunami of baby gravy he took after being penalised for a serial p-ssing offense during a sp-nk tag play.

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