Spunk Thief
when you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. nice way to wake up but nonetheless that b-tch be stealing your nut b-tter. d-mn.
john was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of rose the dirty sp-nk thief.
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