spunk trumpet
when a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he c-ms into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the ‘sp-nk trumpet’
ee – that ethel everreddy – she’s a one for that sp-nk trumpet
as in “how pet, do you like music? fancy doing a dizzy gilespie on me sp-nk trumpet then?”
pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.
i pulled a bird last night, what a little sp-nk trumpet.
your p-n-s, c-ck
a skinny rugby player with bat lugs
look at him run he looks like a sp-nk trumpet
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