spunk your pants
when excess viewing of the girl across the room’s miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quant-ty of ball curd into your knickers.
mmmmmmm…aaa..aaaaaaaaghh, f-ck.
peter,did that girl just cause you to sp-nk your pants?
“slap”… you cheap b-st-rd!!!!!!……
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