spunkmop
a derogatery term to indicate one is a willing and enthusiastic drinker/collecter of sperm
i.e someone who has no shame in soaking up c-m
1. rory your such a sp-nkmop
small tuft of hair under the bottom lip of a male that catches any excess sperm that escapes during a bl-w j-b.
man ,hasn’t bob’s sp-nk mop turned grey. do you think it is from too much sperm?
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