Spunktastic


something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person’s oneristic tendencies. something or someone worth w-nking over.
“her baps are sp-nktastic”
a woman of such fine physical stature and beauty that they are to be honoured in such a way that they will receive the full force of the males mangoo anywhere (preferably as a pearl necklace) over their naked body.
oh my god vicky! i’ve seen a lot of p-rn films in my time but you’ve got the most sp-nktastic t-ts i’ve ever seen.

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