Spurd Taping
using a wooden spoon to insert a t-rd in to a “dirty wh-r-s” mouth and then quickly securing the mouth with duct tape. often used by “dirty b-tches” during intercourse to heighten the pleasure of -n-l penetration. long time advocate and active receiver of spurd taping is tracy s. who is quoted as saying “spurd taping is for when -ss to mouth just isn’t good enough.”
tracy loves it when there is spurd taping at a party because there’s nothing like leaving the taste of sh-t in your mouth.
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