SPURLUNKING
the sport of toilet games that requires the art of sitting upright on the john and aimed directly over the top of one’s p-n-s head with ones mouth, followed by a well placed and slowly dropped lugie from the mouth onto the head of one’s p-n-s while on the toilet.
today children we will be learning to potty train and after i the teacher will help you with your spurlunking technique.
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