Spyder Lumps
a disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. if a member of your oregon trail team contracts spyder lumps, its game the f-ck over. forget trying to forge a river or go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. there is no known vaccine but some say there is a cure to be found in a library off of decatur street in philidelphia. ask the man who grew up there, played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for help.
when the doctor came back into the room, i could tell by the look on his face it wasn’t good. my sigh of relief when he said it wasn’t aids was premature…for it was, the spyder lumps.
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