Squabblepopper
a not-so-small african american equipped with a jetpack (usually from cleveland) that partakes in such acts as taking handicapped parking spots from the elderly at mcwal-mart. you know the guy at kfc that orders 20 dollars worth of chicken? thats them. usually night-wanderers wearing black masks (or just their faces?) and are the most likely to be struck by traffic. can’t use the metric system.
whilst attempting to floss extremely hard, squabblepopper steve had just left the bakery’s checkerboard table and was run over by a semi. he stood up and with a loud roar, inquired, “where can i find kitten mittens?” zomgosh
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