adj. having the extreme desire to have a close-knit group of friends or a “squad.” a person who is squadrophilic almost always has annoying tendencies or is flat out crazy. not having any real friends, a squadrophilic person will find random groups of people and latch onto them. him or her may insist on taking group photos posting them on social media labeling them with tags such as “squad” or “besties.” the group in which the squadrophilic person has attached him or herself to may have to go to exteme lengths to get rid of the squadrophilic.
person 1: this weird girl keeps following my friends and i around. she’s annoying and i think she might be crazy.
person 2: she’s probably god d*mn squadrophilic. get rid of her before its too late and she starts taking group selfies.
a person who is somewhat asian and they slay anyone and everyone. they are very smooth and graceful. slaysians tend to be very attractive and socially accepted. no wonder she got asked to the dance; she is a slaysian.
s*xiest last name ever. ira salac is fabulous
(noun) a person who appears to be in a state of drug enduced sluggishness. d*mn, nothin’ but a bunch of drugslugs in there sharing a jaybird.
- cotton swab d*ck chick
a girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from d*cks. hey, stop that girl! she’s a cotton swab d*ck chick and she’s stole me c*m. (say it in an irish accent)