squaids
shorthand notation of “squirrel aids”. some serious sh-t!
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“wtf, i’m not going to that miley cyrus concert…i’d rather have squaids!”
a disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it’s okay to f-ck some squirrels. results-you f-cked some squirrels.
you+idea to bang mr. or ms. squirrel=squaids
guy 1 “so, what did the doctor say?”
guy 2 “doctor said i contracted…squaids…”
guy 1 “…i’m sorry did you say squaids, or aids?”
guy 2 “squaids man,”
guy 1 “that’s what i thought you said…”
guy 2 “yeah…”
guy 1 “……”
guy 2 “…”
guy 1 “so let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to f-ck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,”
guy 2 “well,…she be lookin at my nuts and all”
guy 1 “….yeah, good luck with that.”
an epidemical disease plaguing squirrels, rodents, and celebrities as we speak. also known as squirrel aids
squaids. it’s some serious sh-t!
to have squirrel aids.
this word was off the youtube show raywilliamjohnson.
squirrel+aids= squaids
squirrel aids, for anyone who’s wondering at home.
i got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
and got shot into a slum where i could have gotten squaids
the worst form of aids on planet earth contracted by s-xual relations with squirrels. squirrel aids = squaids.
man 1: “dude, she was so good in bed man!”
man 2: “bro, i’m tellin ya, f-ckin around with her you might get squaids”
a fictional disease made popular by rwj (raywilliamjohnson) of youtube.
you contract squaids by having s-xual intercourse with a squirrel.
the name is derived from “sqirrel” and “aids”.
the only known cure for squaids is to “do a mom”. preferrably not your own mom, because that would be wrong.
guy 1: “so… i have squaids.”
guy 2: “that’s too bad man… you could borrow my mom if you want?”
guy 1: “dude, that would be great!”
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