squalto
when you go into a bathroom and dont feel like sitting on the actual toilet seat and end up hovering over as you drop a fat douce. it originated in england the 18th century when upper cl-ss women didnt want to get an -n-l herpes.
also a cult movement where many males gather and sh-t on each others chests.
the queen of england: ello would you like to take a squalto with me?
andrew: hey levi!
levi: whats up?
andrew: im kind of cold, do you want to come over here and squalto all over me?
levi: you betcha!!
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