Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler


a total gagging wh-r- who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their d-ck. typically has no self esteem and has had so many d-cks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. also has oprah arms.
guy 1 “boy, that pam c. of hampstead maryland is a squam c-m blasted c-ck gobbler. she blew like 12 dudes last week.”

guy 2 “oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago.”

guy 1 “mine too”

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