squamp
1. noun: a moist, violent, noisy, explosive bowel movement.
2. verb: to have a moist, violent, noisy, explosive bowel movement.
1. i think this next sh-t is going to be a squamp.
2. i squamped so hard it splashed back up onto me.
a type of girl, generally that you hate at work, who looks like a washed out wh-r-. generally has bad skin covered up be even worse make-up. girl who thinks she is gods gift to men.(but really isnt at all)
jakki is such a squamp!!!
squamp: (skwomp) verb; the act of holding in or clenching a flatulent expulsion while receiving oral s-x. holding in a fart while getting a bl-w j-b.
billy ate a bucket of beans and later had to squamp when julie went down on him.
1. a clogged toilet.
2. a bad situation.
3. to beat; to kill.
1. dude, there’s a squamp in there.
2. code red! it’s a squamp!
3. i squamped ’em.
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