squanch


the act of erotic asphyxiation, especially while at a party. can also be used to describe something.
(from rick and morty)

1. “hey rick, is there a good place for me to squanch around here?”
2. “i’m gonna go squanch on over to my closet and get back to squanching.”
3. “squanchy party rick!”
a cl-ster of food trailers. similar to a pod of dolphins or flock of birds. squanch only refers to multiple food trailers in a group.
the new thai food trailer in that squanch is really good!
when someone (often a fat person with lots of back hair) jerks off and is to lazy to bother cleaning up, so they simply -j-c-l-t- it on the carpat in the room. this often results in a bright white carpet when exposed to a u.v light.
alex jacks off, rolls and squanchs on the floor, just look at it glow. what a lazy, hairy, fat, useless, f-ck.
the squanch is the mascot of tetazoo, a residence hall in east campus of mit. it was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. it is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming ‘hackito ergo sum’
person 1: what type of dog did james e. tetazoo have?

person 2: it’s a squanch!
a word that can be used for any other word,like a place holder.
man that was a squanch move.
the act of male on male scissoring. the men spread their legs in a “y” (scissor) shape and place scr-t-m’s together, usually behind the other party’s testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.
man, my sac hurts! next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it’s not like our b-lls are velcroed together..

see also scissoring
a fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. often found in confined sp-ces where its victims can not escape its wrath.
my god, its the squanch. break out the gas masks.

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