Squarb
a stale v-g-n- that has not had any maintenance for several years. due to the lack of activity seen by theses v-g-n-s they have been inhabited by a claw similar to a crabs. this claw prevents compet-tion usually in the form of a p-n-s. another characteristic of a squarb is a fungi growing out of the cl-toral hood this thrive due to the moisture and decay in this region. the colour of a squarb is similar to blue waffle and a foul aroma is emitted 24/7.
“i was just about to go down on this girl last night, as i dropped her pant i saw something was wrong. on further inspection it was obvious she had a squarb, and it almost took my nose off”.
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