Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)
this can occur from staring at a tv screen or computer monitor for hours on end.
when working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they’re becoming square shaped. it gets worse when doing a repet-tive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end……..
it can also occur when you’ve watched a lord of the rings trilogy marathon or from watching p-rn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.
eg 1
john: i’m sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. my eyes feel like they’re becoming square…………
sally: dude, you sound like you’ve got a bad case of square eyes (squaritis in latin)
eg 2
matt: oh man, jess went away for a spa weekend with the girls. i watched so much p-rn that my eyes are burning!
steve: sh-t man, you look like you’re suffering from square eyes, or squaritis to use the medical term. i feel the same, shoniqwa went to her parents so i watched the lord of the rings trilogy back to back, then watched all of the star wars films, i was so f-cked up i even watched the prequels!
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