square family


usually a group of highly popular ‘grebs’ with a reputation for loyalty and willingness to protect any goth, punk, grep, etc. but mostly honour there own. known to hang out in town squares and are easily identifiable by a leader type and several friends, both male and female.
chav: yo, who dey?
punk: that’s the square family, ya dont wanna f-ck wit them.

chav walks over actin buff… square family laugh and then proceed to beat him into a coma.

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