Squarebutt


any square -ss loser who always be floorin his v-tec and parking it in reverse, and who wont play outdoor basketball because he might get sick
this squareb-tt ri hea (refer to picture)
n.: the opposite of a “bubble b-tt,” the square b-tt is most often found on nappy white chicks. when using the square b-tt for s-xual satisfaction, it is advised that a pillow, or some other cushioning device be placed between the wee-nis and the square b-tt to prevent bruising the male reproductive organs.
“man, i hooked up with this square b-tt chick last night for two hours!”

“are you sh-tting me? you wouldn’t be walking if you did…”

“look…here are the bruises to prove it!”
an abnormally shaped rear, somewhat ressembling a square
“d-mn pat… look at the girl with the square b-tt!”

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