squarejohn


prison slang. a “square”. a working stiff. a law abiding citizen. female: square john broad.
“he’s a squarejohn. works 9 to 5 at the factory.”

also see sucker. “a squarejohn is always an easy mark.”
a square john is slang meaning a reliable trust worthy guy. the term originated from bike gangs and is common in the canadian prison system. it is considered to be a compliment if you are referred to as a square john
he’s cool man, don’t worry he’s a square john.
n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal
why did you ask jason to party with us tonight? he is such a squarejohn; i heard he ratted out phil for having a dimebag in school.

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