Squashed tomato


when a person has had hardcore s-xual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can’t move for a while.
i had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn’t move for hours.
to put it simple: a p-n-s that is wider than it is long.
holy sh-t dude! that guy has a squashed tomato!

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