squat goblin


a dim-witted, unevolved being, typically of short stature, , and with a large belly and a hairy and excrutiatingly ugly appearence. squat goblins are notorious for their trickery and low morals. one famous squat goblin, going by the pseudonym “j-train” became infamous after he attempted to s-xually -ssault a female rower twice his strength.
fear of giving birth to squat goblins gave rise to the pro-choice movement.
j-train: hyea babey
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
j-train: you don’t want my s-xy little body?

—-j-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and m-ssages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman

normal female woman: f-ck off you squat goblin! why does it smell like sh-t?

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