Squat head
a korean,vietnameseor any person of orient descent who has a deformed “squat” head. often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. squat heads tend to be violent and get p-ssed off at the slightest thing. squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. these keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. many squat heads are imported to the u.s. of a, as game keepers.
i waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. as i p-ssed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. go keepers.
a korean,vietnamese or any person of orient descent who has a deformed “squat” head. often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. squat heads tend to be violent and get p-ssed off at the slightest thing. squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. these keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. many squat heads are imported to the u.s. of a, for random various child labor/p-rnography and what not things, use your imamgination.
i waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. as i p-ssed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. go keepers.
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