Squeaking Lizard


1. when, in intercourse, the males p-n-s squeaks when pulled in and out.

2. a reptile who makes loud high-pitched sounds.
“dude our squeaking lizard was so loud last night.”

“i couldn’t get to sleep because of that squeaking lizard!”

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