squeakret
a fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.
a fart shared in private with one you love.
husband to wife:
“i feel so close to you – i’m so glad we can share everything with one another.”
wife to husband:
“yes, dear, but even though we’re married, do we really need to share all our squeakrets?”
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