squealing sloth
when you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your d-ck and b-lls to hang down. an unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets h-t in the face with the flopping sack and c-ck, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.
jim gave sally a squealing sloth and she bit his d-ck off.
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