squeats


a type of smoking rotation; used when smoking marijuana. very similar to mexican sweat, but there’s no mexicans involved, thankfully. squeats is a simple one-hit p-ss rotation to keep everything moving fast. unlike mexican sweat, you can exhale freely without repercussions.
when smoking marijuana, daniel yelled out “squeats”! but everyone ignored him, because, as always, he says it just as blunt was going out. =(
a word called out, usually loudly, to harken hungry friends or -ssociates to gather and travel enm-sse to some established eating area such as a cafeteria or dining hall. the derivation may have originated from the phrase “let’s go eat!”.
anybody hungry!?…squeat!
a word used to describe the sweat acc-mulating around the d-ck, ball-bag, gooch, or vag area.
oh man, i stink of squeat, it’s so hot in here.

dude, you need a pirate bath, you reek of squeat.
to juice yourself in gas form, typically unexpectedly; or on command; v-g-n-l muscels squeeze out juice and sometimes making a gooshy noise
” oh f-ck, i squeated in my undies from that scarey movie, do you have an extra pair?”

“that b-tch can never borrow my pants again, she squeated all over the inside, and didnt even wash them!”
the sound herd during s-x when a man is b-lls deep inside a very very lubricated women.
last night i know they could hear her squeat.
to squeat is when girls get wet while sitting in a car that has seat warmers. the warm seat cause them to get wet and then they drip…or, squeat
i turned the seat warmer on in the car and then my -ssistant got so wet she squeated. it took me forever to mop it up
to go and eat sh-tty college dining hall food that is sure to mess with the function of your bowels within the hour
guy: shall we squeat?
girl: we shall! we shall!

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