squeaver
the genetically freakish mix of a squirrel and a beaver; pure awesomeness
oh my god, look at that roadkill squeaver on the side of the road!
this it the combination of a beaver and a squirrel. it has the body of a beaver and the big bushy tail of a squirrel. they are very rare to see but can be spotted in places near dams and country like areas.
“what the h-ll was that it looked like a beaver with a squirrel tail”
“that was a squeaver”
that thing in the komm mit book for level 1 german. it is known for its juggling abilities. it is somehow all over the internet and you can buy just about anything with this little guy on it.
it’s a squirrel, it’s a beaver, it’s a squeaver!
a squeaver is the s-xual act of projectile sh-tting from a predetermined distance onto certain areas of your partners or “targets” body. it is achieved by combining a high fibre diet with ex-lax and excellent timing.
1:i was the 1973 eastern european squeaver champion, and dude i just squeeved my guts out over sam.
2:honey i washed the dishes, now you’d better sit back and prepare for some intense squeaving action.
3: omg! i must have just squeaved over 5 metres… and hit my target! that must be a record.
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