squeegemonster


a man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his p-n-s
jason is an absolute squeegemonster

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    a compet-tive s-x act in which two or more partic-p-nts stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. s-m-n, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of v-g-n-l and -n-l discharge are considered valid projectiles. depending on local rules partic-p-nts may or […]

  • squirtpie

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    when your t-st-cl-s stick to your leg in your sleep and you happen to roll over them. dude, i definitely steamrolled myself last night. f-cking hurt like a b-tch. 5 more definitions to be utterly destroyed by a team or athlete of much higher caliber. (1) fob, please… we got dwyane wade. the lakers are […]

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    jerking off (having a w-nk) dang, been strangling the red rooster for over an hour and still nuthin!

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