squeer

a straight-laced or boring h-m-s-xual.
he’s too squeer to enjoy a john waters film.
both square and queer at the same time.
oh my god, look at that turtleneck he’s wearing, it’s so squeer.
a straight queer. someone who identifies as both straight and queer, often due to being attracted to the opposite gender only or mostly, but who’s friends and/or family and themselves are heavily involved in the queer community, making a large part of their ident-ty queer regardless of their s-xual orientation.
jaimie: what does squeer mean?

taylor: oh i’m a squeer! i’m basically straight, but most people i like and hang out with are gay, so i am queer too, even though i’m straight.

jaimie: isn’t that like an ally?

taylor: not really, cause an ally is just someone who accepts the queer community but doesn’t actually identify with it. squeers identify as a part of the queer community, as belonging more with queers than with straights.

jaimie: well if you’re straight and queer, aren’t you just bis-xual?

taylor: no i have a lot of trouble being attracted to my own gender, even if i try. i’m definitly just straight, but when people say i’m not queer or don’t belong in the rainbow community, that bother me, cause i am queer. my life surrounds gay people, pride, rainbow conferences, volunteering with queer organizations, etc. being queer is part of who i am.

jaimie: that’s so cool! so you’re a squeer! like a straight queer.

taylor: yup!
a person who is s-xually attracted to both males and females.
i’m squeer as h-ll, but i wouldn’t have s-x with kermit -or- miss piggy.
a screaming queer, the overblown stereotype of a h-m-s-xual male.
mike is such a squeer. what a f-cking diva.
people with big or square heads who are gay
sharma is squeer
a person that is 3 quarters h-m-s-xual and 1 quarter straight, though will only realize this once tried a sport, after apologizing for being called names rejects social activity
mr x- man your so anoiying shut up

mr s- im sorry for being anoiying but do u really think i am? 🙁

mr x- dude why are u being such a squeeros-xual, how do expect to play sports.

mr s- hey, do you hate me?