Squeez Bacon


no, i did leave the ‘e’ off on purpose,

squeez bacon is self explanatory: it’s bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. it’s a delectable treat from sweden that has somehow made it through the usda into the shelves in america (shudders). it is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the think geek website. i can’t talk about the taste because i’ve never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a bbblbt (bacon-bacon-bacon-lettuce-bacon-tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
with squeez bacon, i don’t have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.

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